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Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

#19897806
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I agree, your life sucks (9224) - you deserved it (25880)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30587) - you deserved it (13613)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31764) - you deserved it (2578)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)



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