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- Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was… Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we… Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my…