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Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26610) - you deserved it (6618)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27261) - you deserved it (5588)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (6628)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)



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