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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is". Orgasm gone. FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by iwassoclose - United States

Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

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On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

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