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Elfkid21

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1242
  • Number of comments : 239
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Elfkid21 : Im 21, single, anddd idk wanna talk, message me!

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my friendly nieghbor askd me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine mah horror when I walkd in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. mega FML

#21302388
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30153) - you deserved it (3327)

On 11/19/2014 at 9:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend 4 touching up, but unforchinitly we had a major argument recently. I guess that's y in the photos I've been photoshoppd out and replacd with a goat. mega FML

#21283103
80 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

#21279390
166 comments

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On 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by highfive - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was assigned to be te one to teac Grandpa ow to use is new smartpone. An our in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML

#21100846
94 comments

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On 03/31/2014 at 8:24am - misc - by phantomthelabrat - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my looool sistar found out that Justin Biabar got arrastad and now sha won't stop crying . 5ML

#21037837
214 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today,hile I was teaching mah chickens to eat out of mah hand, one of the hens bit mah finger and I dropped the entre handful of treats. Result: bonanza 4 the brd. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML

Today, I moved into mah new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, cuz although I've only lived here 4 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on mah door and asked if "Stephanie" is available 4 a good time. fat FML

#20861348
93 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

#20858245
104 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor . When the results came back with a negative match she blurted out "Oh thank god." FML

#20850517
124 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 6:06am - health - by themarrowguy - United States

Today was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar 4 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

#20837089
157 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by NewBride (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY.. . MY 16-YEAR-OLD BROTHER MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND THAT I BREASTFEED MY PET PARROT . FML

#20835369
112 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, it was my frst day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is nothat I had in mindhen I applied to work at a retrement home. FML

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85 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 4:51pm - work - by x_o (man) - Hungary (Gyor-Moson-Sopron)

Today, I woka up to my girlfriand grinning at ma, har hand on my junk. I grinnd back, than lookd down an saw blood smaard all ovar har hand an my junk. Aftar I startd scraaming an crying, sha laughd an said it was faka blood. Sha racordd avarything.

#20820496
148 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends,hen I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, an he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, an it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

looool Today, my girlfriand guiltad ma into rolaplaying as Justin Biabar bafora an during sax!! I now faal pysically ill!! FML

#20788707
235 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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