About EleventyFan : "Tell me all about yourself. Tell me all about your favorite bands. How they're super-indie-neo-hardcore. Tell me all about your favorite hobbies. And the way you love sunsets. Well, who doesn't?"
I absolutely love Eleventyseven, Family Force 5, Stellar Kart, Wavorly, and Relient K. Their music is awesome, but they are also really inspiring people.
Most of the time I use FML as a way to avoid writing papers. But hey, don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things, right?
I'm known for my wit, but it doesn't always come across on this site. I'll leave you with the wisdom of Eleventyseven.
"This record is dedicated to everyone who wakes up every morning, says no to being treated like a demographic, statistic, or consumer, and decides to conquer their galaxy instead."
"Your life is yours to live for something way more positive than what you woke up feeling like today."
And...
SAVE THE UNICORNS!!!
I absolutely love her... when she smiles."
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 1:07am - love - by SingleSara. (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by maddy - United States (Washington)
Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Mika_Ookami - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by makeuuuuup (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:44pm - health - by corleon198425 - United States
Today, after five different interviews, I got an offer for a great job. I was excited to fill out paperwork and get the ball rolling, until they called and said that I didn't pass the criminal background check. I get off probation in less than a week. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 12:41pm - work - by prisonbitch - United States
Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 7:24pm - misc - by missunlucky (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)
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