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  • Number of visits : 1380
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About EleventyFan : "Tell me all about yourself. Tell me all about your favorite bands. How they're super-indie-neo-hardcore. Tell me all about your favorite hobbies. And the way you love sunsets. Well, who doesn't?"
I absolutely love Eleventyseven, Family Force 5, Stellar Kart, Wavorly, and Relient K. Their music is awesome, but they are also really inspiring people.
Most of the time I use FML as a way to avoid writing papers. But hey, don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things, right?
I'm known for my wit, but it doesn't always come across on this site. I'll leave you with the wisdom of Eleventyseven.
"This record is dedicated to everyone who wakes up every morning, says no to being treated like a demographic, statistic, or consumer, and decides to conquer their galaxy instead."
"Your life is yours to live for something way more positive than what you woke up feeling like today."
And...
SAVE THE UNICORNS!!!

I absolutely love her... when she smiles."

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EleventyFan's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39749) - you deserved it (8319)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23687) - you deserved it (10028)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

#9068336
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21867) - you deserved it (11761)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:21am - misc - by Vegetarian (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

#9047777
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26206) - you deserved it (2635)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:16pm - money - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

#9047626
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19430) - you deserved it (8863)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

#9047484
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22067) - you deserved it (2601)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:01pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

#9047484
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22067) - you deserved it (2601)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:01pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML

#8993949
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20354) - you deserved it (2955)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:28am - misc - by talhabilal - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

#8979705
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24615) - you deserved it (1985)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by penpendesrapen - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML

#8948216
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34662) - you deserved it (2968)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Teeny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

#8887792
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36088) - you deserved it (2350)

On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

#8874142
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20565) - you deserved it (5282)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by smarie09 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

#8841387
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35956) - you deserved it (3112)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:54am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML

#8828114
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17899) - you deserved it (7838)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by ugh - United States

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5926) - you deserved it (20923)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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