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Elenjazzy
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 78
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48073) - you deserved it (1978)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5711) - you deserved it (26808)

On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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