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Elenachka

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1285
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Elenachka : i'm elena, i'm 24

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Elenachka's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7787) - you deserved it (71035)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41257) - you deserved it (3353)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose that much weight." FML

#13344865
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15589) - you deserved it (24775)

On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

#12203978
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37187) - you deserved it (5143)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:34am - love - by Tree (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

#12187023
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31169) - you deserved it (3318)

On 07/29/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by pandaboo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML

Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML

#12165853
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32574) - you deserved it (6677)

On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22390) - you deserved it (28671)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24687) - you deserved it (55479)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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