Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Elenachka

Search for a member

Elenachka

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1442
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Elenachka : i'm elena, i'm 24

Elenachka's page activity

Visits<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - 17 hours ago<b>klc20071989</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 6:42pm<b>pavingboy</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:26pm<b>stevethellama</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:23am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:11am<b>Demitrious</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 8:26pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:35pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 7:45am<b>anonymous_guy32</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:40pm<b>Haggis300</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:26pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 1:18am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 7:18am<b>jshakd642</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 5:03pm<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 2:03am<b>alexlaurennic</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:28am<b>PrinceOfBritain</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 11:36pm<b>Gemma_Mansonite</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 9:56am<b>Phaeno</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 11:50pm

Fucked!<b>klc20071989</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:41am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 6:05am<b>bomzo</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 7:18am

Elenachka's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Elenachka's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8438) - you deserved it (74138)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44310) - you deserved it (3632)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose that much weight." FML

#13344865
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16852) - you deserved it (26249)

On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

#12203978
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38219) - you deserved it (5247)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:34am - love - by Tree (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

#12187023
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34138) - you deserved it (3551)

On 07/29/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by pandaboo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML

Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML

#12165853
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35351) - you deserved it (7049)

On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23086) - you deserved it (29338)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25411) - you deserved it (56414)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: