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ElectrikGlamour

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 47
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ElectrikGlamour : Dedicated Xbox & ps3 gamer, loves a horror movie.
Totally vain, won't leave home without my makeup on or hair done!
College educated chef and personal nutritionalist.

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Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53429) - you deserved it (18291)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56353) - you deserved it (6643)

On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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