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Electrified
  • Town/Country : canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Electrified : I live in on the east coast, love animals, music, clubbin, hanging out with my friends, and im a university student studying Criminology.

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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38581) - you deserved it (8758)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535 (393)

I agree, your life sucks (63807) - you deserved it (7781)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

#1782670 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (64407) - you deserved it (4724)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372920) - you deserved it (412964)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (293210) - you deserved it (57604)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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