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Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30481) - you deserved it (5046)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML


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On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML


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On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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