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El_Jefe99

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El_Jefe99

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40430) - you deserved it (4650)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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126 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21863) - you deserved it (53823)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

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111 comments

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On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

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76 comments

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On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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208 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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