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El_Jefe99

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 149
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

#21315826
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41746) - you deserved it (2222)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (2808)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

#21243022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42595) - you deserved it (5142)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45679) - you deserved it (20718)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22662) - you deserved it (55513)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

#21114249
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40297) - you deserved it (13115)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30415) - you deserved it (16238)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57260) - you deserved it (66180)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML

#480695
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17170) - you deserved it (96948)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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