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ElNeqriito
  • Town/Country : Wilmington, NC, USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 August 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument while driving home from visiting family. We pulled into a gas station, and I went inside to grab a drink and cool down. When I came back out, both car and boyfriend were nowhere in sight. It was my car. FML



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