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Eivana

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 43769
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

Eivana's page activity

Visits<b>dylanger16</b> - yesterday at 1:23pm<b>howlingbasher</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 9:36pm<b>fallenkilljoy</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:25am<b>boostedc</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:38pm<b>Redoxx</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 12:05pm<b>pleasedie</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:03pm<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 10:28am<b>AyeJay101</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:10am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:08pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:11pm<b>UkeSenpai</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:25pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:04am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:27am<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:25am<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 4:12pm<b>Pyneapple</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:45am<b>pikon</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:00am<b>pish</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:52pm

Fucked!<b>dylanger16</b> - yesterday at 7:23pm<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:28pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 7:08pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:26pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:43pm<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 4:09am<b>rafa015</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 12:54am<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 5:18pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 10:01am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 4:31am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 6:49am

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML

#21238842
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40564) - you deserved it (5210)

On 08/16/2014 at 8:10am - misc - by Jenn (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

#21237898
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36069) - you deserved it (10370)

On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my doctor wasn't kidding when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur" with my new medication. I learned this while walking my dog a mile away from my house. FML

Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the Heimlich maneuver, only for her to throw up all over the table and stagger out of the place. I stood there as the waiter asked if I wanted to split the bill. FML

Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML

#21237562
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35472) - you deserved it (5494)

On 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38382) - you deserved it (6026)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

#21237389
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41753) - you deserved it (3619)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by UnSupported (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

#21237053
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40687) - you deserved it (2924)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, the man I have been in love with for years came to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal. Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

#21236025
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41321) - you deserved it (8873)

On 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by facefuckedguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, was the first day my grandma has seen me since I started going to tanning beds. She is now considering taking me out of her will because I look like "a damn Indian". FML

#21235555
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26233) - you deserved it (32772)

On 08/12/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by kirstyrd - United States (Michigan)

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML

#21235038
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36397) - you deserved it (4465) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52550) - you deserved it (6863)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

#21234068
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35085) - you deserved it (9127)

On 08/10/2014 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I drove an hour to a friend's wedding. Realizing I was too early, I sat in my car at a gas station and watched The Office to kill time. I walked in to see the newly married couple escorting the last few rows out. I had been told the wrong time and the wedding was over. FML



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