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Eiodon
  • Town/Country : Huntsville, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 433
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Eiodon : Well, long story short, I joined because I am extremely accident prone and know that I'm going to have a ton of interesting posts on here. I'm the comic relief type guy that LOVES to make fun of his own mistakes, haha.

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Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14968) - you deserved it (69917)

On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9066) - you deserved it (73549)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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