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About EimP : I a pupa

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EimP's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

#21331330
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35437) - you deserved it (2615)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:52pm - misc - by help (woman) - Malta

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14662) - you deserved it (35973)

On 12/26/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45899) - you deserved it (6329)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML



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