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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55436) - you deserved it (9858)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19297) - you deserved it (2154)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38167) - you deserved it (31135)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

#5896023
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10797) - you deserved it (30003)

On 10/19/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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158 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by A.L.Woody - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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236 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States



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