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  • Number of visits : 165
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Eila1996 : Hey, I'm Eila. I am a 15 year old girl from Australia. I love music :) I play the drums and piano. Feel free to send me messages! x

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Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

#20001613
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24384) - you deserved it (7807)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by 420SUX - United States (Washington)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
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I agree, your life sucks (9356) - you deserved it (32995)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

#19927767
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11596) - you deserved it (21980)

On 07/12/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by hot coffee - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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