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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

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