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Egao
  • Town/Country : Camp Half-Blood, Florida
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28671) - you deserved it (18161)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7987) - you deserved it (37213)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:47am - work - by f_ck_U (man) - China (Zhejiang)

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Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

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56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8194) - you deserved it (16711)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

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117 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17358) - you deserved it (7105)

On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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