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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 267
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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41169) - you deserved it (5189)

On 04/30/2014 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

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On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML

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120 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm - work - by no new apartment for me (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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105 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML

#20134163
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On 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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