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Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14632) - you deserved it (52546)

On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76941) - you deserved it (4131)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63718) - you deserved it (7952)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9676) - you deserved it (32867)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

#4336
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I agree, your life sucks (9676) - you deserved it (32867)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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33 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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32 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

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41 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version



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