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Eff_Itt
  • Town/Country : champaign, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 January 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 605
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Eff_Itt : seventeen ; female ; accident prone ; taken

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Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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