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Eff_Itt

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2636
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : Gym, music, Pokémon, and pizza = life 👌

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 2 hours ago<b>tin_cup</b> - 11 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:09pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Jslusser</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 3:46pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:44am<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:30am<b>JordanODST</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 10:34pm<b>blaze17</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:39pm<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 1:59am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 3:48pm<b>Joshawott14</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 1:10pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 12:44am<b>davidphamle</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 3:27pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 11:06pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:10pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 9:28pm<b>HoboRain</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 6:59pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - 5 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 7:12pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 8:31am<b>patwo8</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:59am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:05am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:18am<b>AceCharmander</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 2:44pm<b>JoshTheTacoMan</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:23am<b>single_20</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:55am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:34am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:04pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 1:26am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 7:57pm<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 5:21pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:55pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 3:19am<b>Bhuffman94</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 4:19pm

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

by Brittanyy_leigh / 12/17/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

by pussystroker / 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Intimacy

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

by doglover / 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

by litterbox_girl / 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

by dumblond / 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Maine) / Work

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

by Jeweler / 06/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

by mcullen21 / 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous