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Eff_Itt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2382
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : Gym, music, Pokémon, and pizza = life 👌

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Visits<b>mutiplyyou</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 9:07pm<b>xlJOEY</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:40pm<b>single_20</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:55am<b>pred8885</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:56pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:34am<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 8:38am<b>Glock2012</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 2:25pm<b>alic1993</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 7:46am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:49pm<b>Ava_Darkflame</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:17am<b>chriszoom328</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 1:22am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 9:04am<b>JordanODST</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:54pm<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 12:30pm<b>Roozb</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 10:26am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 7:25pm

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36981) - you deserved it (5787)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29339) - you deserved it (3818)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31378) - you deserved it (5400)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

#4639027
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15936) - you deserved it (68879)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41546) - you deserved it (6239)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72775) - you deserved it (42586)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (153315) - you deserved it (11325)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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