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Eff_Itt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2143
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : I'm just a simple, accident-prone young adult (:

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Visits<b>Jayroc</b> - 4 hours ago<b>flower_pow27</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Soninuva</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:12am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:50am<b>Life_was_great</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:23am<b>MehNeckHurts</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:02pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:56am<b>crazywhitekid420</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:17am<b>Zyssii</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:09am<b>alisha0215</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:45pm<b>Zman2017</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:34am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:10am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:40pm<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 3:20pm<b>Karennnx</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:12am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:52am

Fucked!<b>Soldierman</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:50am<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:47am<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:20pm<b>TroubleTake2</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:56pm<b>MrThump</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:54am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:53pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 12:11pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:21am<b>tompom331</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:17am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:46am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:58pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 7:27am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 12:47am

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28725) - you deserved it (5098)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

#4639027
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15237) - you deserved it (67251)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38182) - you deserved it (5804)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71324) - you deserved it (41745)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (149832) - you deserved it (11036)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99294) - you deserved it (21126)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

#1694711
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63937) - you deserved it (5754)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30171) - you deserved it (275982)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)



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