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Eff_Itt

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2775
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : Gym, music, Pokémon, and pizza = life 👌

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Visits<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 10:59pm<b>BobyGrim</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 7:59am<b>duduv2</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 12:45am<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 10:10pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 7:01am<b>399</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 12:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 8:26am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 11:05pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:09pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Jslusser</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 3:46pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:44am<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:30am<b>JordanODST</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 10:34pm<b>blaze17</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:39pm<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 1:59am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 3:48pm<b>Joshawott14</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 1:10pm

Fucked!<b>fastman19</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 1:01pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 10:25pm<b>399</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 6:45pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 5:05am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 7:12pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 8:31am<b>patwo8</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:59am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:05am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:18am<b>AceCharmander</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 2:44pm<b>JoshTheTacoMan</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:23am<b>single_20</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:55am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:34am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:04pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 1:26am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 7:57pm<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 5:21pm

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 10:53am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

by G. Briones / 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm / Kids

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2011 at 8:55am / United States / Money

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 3:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

by zain / 06/04/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Animals

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

by tracie / 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

by hardtotell / 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous