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Eff_Itt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2142
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : I'm just a simple, accident-prone young adult (:

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Visits<b>flower_pow27</b> - 13 hours ago<b>Soninuva</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:12am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:50am<b>Life_was_great</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:23am<b>MehNeckHurts</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:02pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:56am<b>crazywhitekid420</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:17am<b>Zyssii</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:09am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:55pm<b>alisha0215</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:45pm<b>Zman2017</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:34am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:10am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:40pm<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 3:20pm<b>Karennnx</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:12am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:52am

Fucked!<b>Soldierman</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:50am<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:47am<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:20pm<b>TroubleTake2</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:56pm<b>MrThump</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:54am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:53pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 12:11pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:21am<b>tompom331</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:17am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:46am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:58pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 7:27am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 12:47am

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

#18093315
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32615) - you deserved it (2749)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

#17416738
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34917) - you deserved it (11641)

On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39063) - you deserved it (9922)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37583) - you deserved it (5690)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142439) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44302) - you deserved it (3284)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (3880) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31432) - you deserved it (5312)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46369) - you deserved it (14755)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39613) - you deserved it (10039)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53217) - you deserved it (4216)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34508) - you deserved it (5508)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26893) - you deserved it (3575)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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