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Eff_Itt

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2700
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : Gym, music, Pokémon, and pizza = life 👌

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Visits<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 10:10pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 7:01am<b>399</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 12:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 8:26am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 11:05pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:09pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Jslusser</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 3:46pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:44am<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 2:30am<b>JordanODST</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 10:34pm<b>blaze17</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:39pm<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 1:59am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 3:48pm<b>Joshawott14</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 1:10pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 12:44am<b>davidphamle</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 3:27pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 11:06pm

Fucked!<b>fastman19</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 1:01pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 10:25pm<b>399</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 6:45pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 5:05am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 7:12pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 8:31am<b>patwo8</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:59am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:05am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:18am<b>AceCharmander</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 2:44pm<b>JoshTheTacoMan</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:23am<b>single_20</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:55am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:34am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:04pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 1:26am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 7:57pm<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 5:21pm

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

by habbsrule / 06/15/2012 at 10:21am / Canada / Kids

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm / Greece (Attiki) / Intimacy

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

by Snickers / 05/12/2012 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

by catherineratley / 05/06/2012 at 12:09am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

by KC / 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

by caitlinz5 / 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

by MattBC97 / 03/27/2012 at 12:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

by Honey Badger / 03/08/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Work