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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1984
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : I'm just a simple, accident-prone young adult (:

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9202) - you deserved it (49821)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59022) - you deserved it (3213)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30128) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30841) - you deserved it (1933)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

#19527875
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27219) - you deserved it (8171)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40298) - you deserved it (6887)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12682) - you deserved it (19411)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

#19026198
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23072) - you deserved it (1840)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32541) - you deserved it (2914)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32654) - you deserved it (6623)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

#18093315
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32576) - you deserved it (2749)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

#17416738
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34899) - you deserved it (11632)

On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37548) - you deserved it (5687)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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