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Eff_Itt

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2380
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : Gym, music, Pokémon, and pizza = life 👌

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14354) - you deserved it (28633)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45567) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34363) - you deserved it (2895)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

#19710621
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20694) - you deserved it (42676)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

#19641324
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24872) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

#19623439
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42508) - you deserved it (4344) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9657) - you deserved it (51640)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62490) - you deserved it (3472)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33644) - you deserved it (2844)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34687) - you deserved it (2207)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

#19527875
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28656) - you deserved it (8387)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44185) - you deserved it (7461)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13822) - you deserved it (21810)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States



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