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Eff_Itt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2383
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : Gym, music, Pokémon, and pizza = life 👌

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Visits<b>mutiplyyou</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 9:07pm<b>xlJOEY</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:40pm<b>single_20</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:55am<b>pred8885</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:56pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:34am<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 8:38am<b>Glock2012</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 2:25pm<b>alic1993</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 7:46am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:49pm<b>Ava_Darkflame</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:17am<b>chriszoom328</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 1:22am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 9:04am<b>JordanODST</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:54pm<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 12:30pm<b>Roozb</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 10:26am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 7:25pm

Fucked!<b>single_20</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:55am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:34am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:04pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 1:26am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 7:57pm<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 5:21pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:55pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 3:19am<b>Bhuffman94</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 4:19pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 11:41am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:50am<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:47am<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:20pm<b>TroubleTake2</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:56pm<b>MrThump</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:54am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:53pm

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

#20882561
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59767) - you deserved it (29689)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59352) - you deserved it (68183)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML

#20586362
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64203) - you deserved it (11491)

On 04/12/2013 at 11:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

#20490478
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25105) - you deserved it (37422)

On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51872) - you deserved it (3904) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

#20484695
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27894) - you deserved it (9731)

On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50015) - you deserved it (6396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40541) - you deserved it (4167)

On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

#20460771
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45218) - you deserved it (7625)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

#20423578
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55343) - you deserved it (5166)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that you're supposed to go around and hump people. FML

#20079735
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (2906)

On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

#20014116
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34786) - you deserved it (2397)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

#20007867
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19891) - you deserved it (11944)

On 08/07/2012 at 3:17pm - work - by Employee (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8847) - you deserved it (27327)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -



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