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Eff_Itt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2180
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Eff_Itt : I'm just a simple, accident-prone young adult (:

Eff_Itt's page activity

Visits<b>meganu</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 11:39pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 9:50am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 4:06pm<b>flower_pow27</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:00am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:12am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:50am<b>Life_was_great</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:23am<b>MehNeckHurts</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:02pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:56am<b>crazywhitekid420</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:17am<b>Zyssii</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:09am<b>alisha0215</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:45pm<b>Zman2017</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:34am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:40pm<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 3:20pm<b>Karennnx</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:12am

Fucked!<b>Soldierman</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:50am<b>wellimaginger</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:47am<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:20pm<b>TroubleTake2</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:56pm<b>MrThump</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:54am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:53pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 12:11pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:21am<b>tompom331</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:17am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:46am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:58pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 7:27am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 12:47am

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Eff_Itt's favorite FMLs

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24584) - you deserved it (8955)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

#21438347
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22958) - you deserved it (3931)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

#21436148
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29356) - you deserved it (4291)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30187) - you deserved it (8567)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

#21391420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (3163)

On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17613) - you deserved it (32956)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28403) - you deserved it (2269)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

#21276854
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36775) - you deserved it (3579)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

#21114169
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41875) - you deserved it (7413)

On 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm - health - by Nose bleed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

#21113787
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48934) - you deserved it (6305)

On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

#21029770
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54519) - you deserved it (12326)

On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

#21020996
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62309) - you deserved it (27063)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38046) - you deserved it (12784)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

#20882561
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58813) - you deserved it (29275)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)



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