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  • Number of visits : 671
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Edwinadii : Im happpy.

If im on FML im either taking a shit or trying to sleep.

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Edwinadii's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28494) - you deserved it (4929)

On 01/04/2013 at 7:56pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML


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On 05/18/2012 at 7:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML


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On 07/28/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by Not That Old (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML


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On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML


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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21151) - you deserved it (7032)

On 02/27/2010 at 9:03pm - health - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

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