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Town/Country : No, No
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1932 (79 years)
Number of visits : 1473
Number of comments : 120
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Edenbeam : I'm Eden. I'm a bitch. Leave me alone. That is all.

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3330) - you deserved it (14308) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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