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About Edenbeam : I'm Eden. I'm a bitch. Leave me alone. That is all.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.


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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15242) - you deserved it (58449) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

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