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About Edenbeam : I'm Eden. I'm a bitch. Leave me alone. That is all.

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9703) - you deserved it (39870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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