About Edenbeam : I'm Eden. I'm a bitch. Leave me alone. That is all.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
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