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EdaPanda

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EdaPanda : Happy Guy openly bi :) Loves to laugh, Loves to swim, loves dogs, loves traveling! Karate kid here, watch your head ;)
My best friend is my metabolism since i eat sweet and fat stuff like a maniac and still keep my "fit" body!
Avicii, Icona Pop, Paramore and Elliphant FTW!!!!
I play League of legends, but i kinda suck.... :P
I am a very optimistic, humble person! But challenge me to anything and you will lose! :3
Kik: Ask for it ;) or just Message me!
I won't bite... a lot ;)

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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EdaPanda's favorite FMLs

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (52552)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "hon", "darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML

#20924228
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42604) - you deserved it (5260)

On 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49345) - you deserved it (24429)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML

#4550726
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45425) - you deserved it (12522)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm - health - by baldintheback (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

#4293059
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46674) - you deserved it (3096)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16198) - you deserved it (46626)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)



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