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Echoa21

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Echoa21

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 646
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Echoa21 : So yeah, trains are pretty cool I guess...

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Echoa21's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told by mah boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowd to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I rememberd that we're both almost 30. real FML

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today looool that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

#21371903
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33435) - you deserved it (3401)

On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34184) - you deserved it (14)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday I was on mah way to workhen mah ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fuckd me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride mah bike to workhile wereing a full suit. big fat FML

#21359275
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, I caught mah grlfriend Googling how to uninstall Sri. I askd y she wantd to do that, and she said, "I don't lyk it. I don't lyk how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll ned a gunhen I break up with this crazy fucker. mega FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34059) - you deserved it (5004)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was playing Charades. My boyfriend,ho I'd recently had a fight with , had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed , broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

#21340816
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29444) - you deserved it (3391)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with mah future sister-in-lawho is a little bigger than me . We tried on a similar dress an she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny . Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know' . big fat FML

#21327629
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17945) - you deserved it (30728)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:47am - health - by bridezilla - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , I accidentally textd my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16769) - you deserved it (47826)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told ma mom tat ma boyfriend, wo I've been living wit 4 a year, and I were moving to anoter state at te end of te mont. I told er in a restaurant, over lunc, were se ten just got up and left me tere witout saying a word.

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge fir my mom. The moment looool I stepped out, my foot settled on the nieghbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. mega FML

#21301160
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend 4 touching up, but unforchinitly we had a major argument recently. I guess that's y in the photos I've been photoshoppd out and replacd with a goat. mega FML

#21283103
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31455) - you deserved it (6332)

On 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I found out I sant savaral ambarrassing vidaoshila undar tha influanca of tha mads I was givanhila gatting my wisdom taath out. Whan I askad my momhy sha didn't taka my phona , sha said sha triad but I startadhining and growling at har. raal FML

Today , mah horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request 4 the fifth time , in her attempt to not only bother me at work , but also through social media. FML

#21254692
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32677) - you deserved it (2877)

On 09/08/2014 at 9:26pm - work - by notyourfriend (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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