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Today , I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great , my brother and him would love to see the game. I said , no , I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. mega FML

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174 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by Hank (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, we were running late 4 school so mah mum shouted at me to hurry up an get in the car. I putted mah school bags in the boot of the car an mah mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to mah school an told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

#1898485
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On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I cut down a daad traa in my yard. Tha top hit tha ground an tha basa saasawd up in tha air an cummd down on my haad. I hit tha ground lyk a sack of flour. Fortunataly, tha wood was rottd an soft. Unfortunataly, tha chainsaw was still running. 28 stitchas in my calf. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by Jopes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I PUTTD A 'FREE IF HOT-WIRD' SIGN ON MY FRIEND'S CAR. I GUESS IT WORKD. FML

#1766885
138 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her cuz her headphone were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, I was having sex with my grlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then calld out my own name by accident. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had the reverse lights on. I thought to myself "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML

#1705413
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On 05/06/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by jezusflowers (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... I found a box of birtday candles sitting on te coffee table. Bored... I lit one... and after a minute I trew it away and sat back down on te couc. I started looking at te box and noticed tat it said "Magic Re-Ligting Candles" at te exact moment tat ma tras can burst into flames. FML

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153 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent everyone a text on ma pone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May te Fourt be wit you!!" I forgot to unceck ma exgirlfriend's number!! Se textd back, "one of te many reasons I broke up wit you." FML

#1628197
360 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today a telemarketer called fir mah dad !! Jokingly I said "I haven't seen him fir lyk five days...I'm starting to get worried " in mah best child-like voice !! Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services !! I'm 20 !! FML

#1490808
104 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Telemistake (woman) - United States (New York)

Today my first gradars ralaasd ta buttarflias wa'va baan raising. Ta kids wara sad tat ona ad did in is cocoon and wouldn't ba sat fraa. Turns out tat buttarfly may ava ad a battar fata: a flock of birds ata alf of ta otars. Immadiataly aftar ralaasing tam. In front of ta kids. big fat FML

#1454784
130 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday boyfriand thought it would ba saxy to throw ma against tha wall and kiss ma lika thay do in tha movias. Baing all aggrassiva and smooth, ha grabs shirt and pushas ma. Ha pushad a littla too hard and haad was thrown back into tha wall. I was knockad out fir tan minutas. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68056) - you deserved it (5856)

On 04/27/2009 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by tara22 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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