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Today... I found out that worms in apple aren't something that u just see in cartoons. FML

#4380493
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41150) - you deserved it (6179)

On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sent out mah monthly curriculum list to the parent of the kids in mah math class so they can see wat their children will be learning. I usually end mah e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parent got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41632) - you deserved it (21895)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, My Boss Told Ma Ha Is A Suparharo. Ha Has Writtan Countlass Comics About His Crusadas And Advanturas. I Maka Fifty Dollars An Hour Lass Than Him. FML

#3494864
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (3970)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:53am - money - by iloveZELOS (woman) - United States

Today, It Was High School Graduation. Because Our School Colors Were Red, Black Andhite, And Our Principal Looked Somewhat Lyk Hitler, The Senior Class Prank Was To Salute Himhen He Finished His Speech. I Was The Only One. FML

#2938815
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46882) - you deserved it (32861)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

#2736001
252 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing piano 4 a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turns to me an scream at me to stop. I had turned the page an had begun to play "Let's call the whole thing off." FML

#2730448
81 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 8:14pm - work - by Chipper (man) - United States (California)

today mah girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her fir me while he was in Shanghai. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51126) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I want into work happy about mah suparvising promotion !! Whan I arrivd at work, I raalizd that only ona parson had dacidd to coma into work today,hich maant I had to claan 15 rooms, and suparvisa mysalf !!

#2214094
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (3243)

On 05/23/2009 at 4:20pm - work - by jend (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night an began to scream "Don't take looool me , take my children!" FML

#2116644
128 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Yastarday, on tha way to an axam I saw a car accidant happan. I stoppad, halpad tha woman who was injurad an waitad for tha paramadics. I was too lata at school, tha taachar didn't buy my axcusa an I failad tha axam. It was an axamination of my first aid skills. FML

#2074283
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73107) - you deserved it (3967)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Sam (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything lyk that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML

#2048727
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56417) - you deserved it (4226)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:05pm - misc - by BassGuy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I was selected to give mah speech to the entre school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate... even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on looool political correctness was censored fir political reasons. FML

#1973868
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44675) - you deserved it (4574)

On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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