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by gross / 04/09/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2015 at 11:10am / United States / Love
by losing the plot / 04/08/2015 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML
by S to the HIT / 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 6:52am / United States (California) / Love
by burnswhenipee / 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by NotALuckyGuy / 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by stitchesgirl12 / 04/07/2015 at 12:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by f my lifw / 04/07/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by TheRunaway21 / 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm / United States / Health
by therewasnocurtain / 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by tee / 04/06/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I spent my last $50 to get a ticket to take my daughter out for a nice birthday dinner tonight. It wasn't until after I purchased it that I realized the restaurant isn't even open on Mondays. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2015 at 12:18pm / United States / Kids
Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML
by PeppermintPenny / 04/06/2015 at 9:54am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy