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Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML
by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa / 03/29/2015 at 10:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2015 at 9:33am / Philippines (Benguet) / Money
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
by ToiletRoll / 03/29/2015 at 8:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by ihatecoldfeet / 03/29/2015 at 4:54am / United States (Montana) / Animals
by Kryometric / 03/29/2015 at 2:38am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Haggis300 / 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm / Australia / Work
by Pukey / 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I had my first therapy session for the issues caused by trying to please my overbearing, paranoid, self-centred mother. The first thing she did after we started driving home? Ranting at me and demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to my therapist FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2015 at 11:50am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Health
by ironwoman23 / 03/27/2015 at 8:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
by screwedupfuck / 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2015 at 4:28pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by BERNDTOAST / 03/27/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML
by mareecasellafml / 03/27/2015 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML
by Anonyme / 03/27/2015 at 5:50am / France (Bretagne) / Love