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Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 10:32am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
by boudinette / 04/15/2015 at 6:14am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by spitty / 04/14/2015 at 5:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
by Pandistoteles / 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm / United States / Kids
by blemarooney / 04/14/2015 at 11:49am / Ireland (Dublin) / Health
Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by anon / 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm / United States / Intimacy
by bigmouthedmommy / 04/13/2015 at 1:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Crappy / 04/11/2015 at 8:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lovinlife028 / 04/10/2015 at 11:08am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by yuckduck / 04/10/2015 at 8:29am / Canada (Manitoba) / Work
by jobless / 04/10/2015 at 2:28am / United States (Colorado) / Work