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Ebola
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  • Number of visits : 57034
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 7:21am<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 1:53am<b>lutessiarose</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 7:45pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 2:05am<b>akgirl29</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 2:10am<b>snw1984</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 10:18am<b>Benpie</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 3:39am<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 1:44pm<b>mercumorr</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:29pm<b>booman342</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 10:08am<b>JuzReading</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:24pm<b>alexishbu</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 11:55am<b>marinade18</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 11:13am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:16am<b>viktoria3</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 11:34am<b>hfudge</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 10:53am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 10:30am<b>kylie31</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:26pm

Fucked!<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 1:21pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 12:29pm<b>R2Y2</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:29am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:50am<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:11pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 3:48pm<b>Bubbafina</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:54am<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 12:32am<b>rookworst</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:08pm<b>1Personation</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:51pm<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 7:30pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 6:57am<b>YBae</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:27pm<b>I_Like_Dogs</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:06am<b>imshadyxo</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:46am<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:38pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:32am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:05am

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

by anonymous / 04/26/2015 at 9:35am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

by a critically injured shitehawk / 04/25/2015 at 6:34am / United Kingdom (York) / Love

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Montana) / Love

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money

Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML

by Caroline1812 / 04/24/2015 at 7:58pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm / Ireland (Laois) / Intimacy

Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML

by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 1:39pm / Qatar (Ad Dawhah) / Work

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

by LolaBell / 04/24/2015 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I asked my classmate to look over my essay. His comments were longer than the essay itself. FML

by englishornah / 04/22/2015 at 10:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my 23-year-old female friend that when I get my hysterectomy, I will still be able to poop. FML

by biomajor99 / 04/22/2015 at 5:46pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML