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Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML
by PeppermintPenny / 04/06/2015 at 9:54am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by Itsbeen8years / 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm / Slovakia (Bratislava) / Health
by tardspawn / 04/05/2015 at 11:38am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Health
Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2015 at 8:27am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by :/ / 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
by gooddaydude / 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by n / 04/04/2015 at 2:23pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 8:53am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 8:42am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 6:16am / India / Love
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
by lameows / 04/03/2015 at 9:57pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2015 at 2:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML
by overreacting / 04/03/2015 at 2:08am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by eaglesmile / 04/03/2015 at 12:37am / India (Maharashtra) / Work
Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML
by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health