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by feels like an asshole / 06/09/2015 at 4:03pm / United States / Health
by dBLIZZARD / 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm / United States / Animals
by MoonStarShine3 / 06/09/2015 at 12:12pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/08/2015 at 7:13pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2015 at 3:33pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I received a package from Amazon. My mum smiled at me when I entered the living room, pointing to my package. She had already opened it and held back her smile. My penis pills for longer endurance just got delivered. FML
by Wrabel / 06/08/2015 at 12:00pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/08/2015 at 10:11am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by onionrings / 06/07/2015 at 8:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer called the Chinese restaurant where I work and complained about her takeout order not including donuts. After informing her that we don't have them, she started to curse at me while citing the website as proof. She thought wontons were synonymous with donuts. FML
by taylorbrown97 / 06/07/2015 at 3:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by unhappy / 06/07/2015 at 2:23pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
by .......... / 06/07/2015 at 5:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/07/2015 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
by iamfab / 06/06/2015 at 1:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/06/2015 at 12:20am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by CassidyQueen / 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Love