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Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML
by ppema / 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by doodoobref / 07/31/2015 at 1:38am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML
by StargazeKitsune / 07/31/2015 at 1:36am / United States (Montana) / Work
Today, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. My wife, who didn't want me to get them, decided it would be a good idea to jump on the hood of the car while I was driving off. She hit the car and fell off. My neighbor saw this. Neither her nor the cops believe me when I say I didn't hit her. FML
by Just wanted a cigarette / 07/30/2015 at 10:06pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Lonely School Kid / 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm / Canada / Kids
by anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by WhatTheFuck / 07/30/2015 at 11:30am / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 2:56am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
by RuasaLove / 07/29/2015 at 10:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
by Crap / 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by jobless and broke / 07/29/2015 at 2:40pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by HF44 / 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML
by fukingtigans / 07/29/2015 at 11:30am / Croatia (Zadarska) / Money
Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML
by jlmbull / 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…