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by Anonymous / 08/13/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by fishtities / 08/12/2015 at 10:01pm / Love
by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 9:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm / United States / Love
Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
by Why Me / 08/12/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
by SY5623 / 08/11/2015 at 8:00pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
by NotJobbing / 08/11/2015 at 7:05pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, I told my boyfriend I was scared to open up to him because I had lost people in the past by doing so. After an hour of him trying to convince me to share my thoughts with him, I finally agreed to tell him some things that were worrying me. He broke up with me a minute later. FML
by Lady_Gunslinger9 / 08/11/2015 at 5:38pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Love
by kobolobo / 08/11/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by it's awkward / 08/11/2015 at 12:22pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by ssjfml / 08/11/2015 at 10:56am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
by Frozen Food Fan / 08/11/2015 at 10:29am / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, I took the lid off my slow cooker to serve up a casserole that had been 12 hours in the making. A cockroach took the opportunity to dive in. My husband and I are now eating toast, while the delicious smell of casserole taunts us from the trash. FML
by MsMedea / 08/11/2015 at 8:02am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
by ZombieGirl / 08/11/2015 at 3:43am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd… Today, is my first day of recovery in a full right arm cast. Broke it on the last possible free day… Today, my crush and I decided to climb the roof of his apartment building to look at the stars. I…