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Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML
by gingerwhinger / 08/05/2015 at 7:24pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by TheIVkindaruinsthemood / 08/05/2015 at 2:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I entered a painting I'd worked on for weeks into an art competition. I won nothing. I wouldn't care so much if the guy I lost out to hadn't submitted a blank canvas and called it a "conceptual piece". FML
by thekyledavid / 08/05/2015 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by pudh / 08/05/2015 at 7:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/04/2015 at 5:42pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
by that girl has a beard / 08/04/2015 at 3:33am / Canada / Love
by eventer1919 / 08/03/2015 at 10:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by whyyyyyme / 08/03/2015 at 9:43pm / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 08/03/2015 at 9:28pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by Son of a Bitch / 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm / United States / Holidays
by smf_ds / 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm / Portugal (Porto) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
by anon / 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML
by ppema / 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous