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Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
by ZombieGirl / 08/11/2015 at 3:43am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by lvegadelgado_6 / 08/10/2015 at 10:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
by RetailRage / 08/10/2015 at 8:23am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML
by mildlyconcussed / 08/10/2015 at 4:32am / Italy (Campania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. When I went to change into tight jeans which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled: "It's the mommy show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2015 at 8:37pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by oh great / 08/09/2015 at 11:23am / United Kingdom (Doncaster) / Money
by jordan.marie97 / 08/09/2015 at 2:27am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 11:53pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 9:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 8:03pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money
by Anonymous / 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML
by godzilllla / 08/07/2015 at 9:59pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous