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Today, I was kayaking with my family for my birthday, when we tipped over while going down a rocky cascade. My husband badly cut up his arm, and my car keys and my phone both went for a swim and never returned. Great birthday. FML
by KeysToHappiness / 08/16/2015 at 8:39am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 11:16pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML
by bruised / 08/15/2015 at 11:47am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 11:20am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by MissyPants / 08/15/2015 at 4:22am / United States (California) / Love
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
by Wellthisishawkward / 08/14/2015 at 6:40pm / United States / Transportation
by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 11:08am / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 9:19am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 6:57am / Ukraine (Donets'ka Oblast') / Transportation
by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work
by fridgemylifee / 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML
by imonfmlnow / 08/13/2015 at 12:24pm / United States / Intimacy
by grace / 08/13/2015 at 10:54am / United States (New York) / Transportation