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Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
by babypenguin00 / 08/29/2015 at 3:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Lord Buttfuck IV / 08/29/2015 at 10:06am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 7:28am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 4:50am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by mumfordandsonimdisappointed / 08/29/2015 at 1:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
by still laughing / 08/28/2015 at 5:48pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 4:05pm / Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 3:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 2:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML
by morethanablondemoment / 08/28/2015 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lefthandspanker / 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Love
by JDCH_99 / 08/27/2015 at 11:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids