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Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2015 at 9:15pm / United States (California) / Health
by A07 / 09/09/2015 at 2:48pm / Pakistan (Sindh) / Miscellaneous
by :'( / 09/08/2015 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by Mrs. Ned / 09/08/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
by Anonymoose / 09/08/2015 at 3:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
by anonymous / 09/08/2015 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by annonymous / 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/07/2015 at 11:49am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/07/2015 at 10:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while working at a wedding reception, I caught a couple getting touchy in the back of the room, but I swept it under the rug. Apparently, they didn't like getting caught, and reported me to my boss, claiming sexual harassment. I now have to attend social sensitivity training once a week. FML
by teenagesyndrome / 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm / United States (California) / Work
by tessie94 / 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm / Austria (Wien) / Love
by Anon / 09/06/2015 at 8:50am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Love
Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML
by NotASportsGuy / 09/06/2015 at 8:46am / United States (New York) / Work
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…