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Ebola

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

#21439021
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25956) - you deserved it (2200)

On 07/09/2015 at 12:51pm - love - by dollfacee - United States

Today, I folded a stack of 2,500 brochures for the new exhibit we're putting on at the museum where I work. As I was finishing up, I got an email. The dates have just been changed, so all the brochures have to be reprinted and refolded. FML

#21439015
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27755) - you deserved it (1835)

On 07/09/2015 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41574) - you deserved it (2477)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

#21438957
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26906) - you deserved it (3584)

On 07/09/2015 at 9:42am - love - by dtack2tack - United States

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31629) - you deserved it (9897)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, I was at work at a supermarket straightening shelves in the food aisles. Just as I had finished and got ready to clock out, I heard a giant crash. A lady in a motor scooter knocked over an entire aisle of canned goods. She got up and walked away just fine, pretending nothing happened. FML

Today, my boyfriend's brother and fiancé decided to preach to me about how I need to read the Bible because I'm agnostic. I'd be fine if it wasn't coming from two 19-year-olds who dated for 5 months, got pregnant, got engaged, lost the baby, and still wanna get married, "so they don't look bad." FML

#21438785
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25816) - you deserved it (2223)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:24pm - misc - by ZiggyTink - United States (Minnesota)

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

#21438625
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27960) - you deserved it (1935)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

#21438468
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18876) - you deserved it (16934)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:16am - health - by Jack Shart Jr. (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

#21438428
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (2739)

On 07/08/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by grossed out mom - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

#21438347
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24449) - you deserved it (4350)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future". even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

#21438331
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27200) - you deserved it (1682)

On 07/08/2015 at 2:17am - misc - by WayToGoDaddyHo (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML

#21437983
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (2307)

On 07/07/2015 at 2:19pm - love - by innocent cat lady - United States

Today, while reading my girlfriends kids a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML

#21437640
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (2264)

On 07/06/2015 at 10:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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