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Ebola
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  • Number of visits : 57315
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Fucked!<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 1:21pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 12:29pm<b>R2Y2</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:29am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:50am<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:11pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 3:48pm<b>Bubbafina</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:54am<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 12:32am<b>rookworst</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:08pm<b>1Personation</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:51pm<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 7:30pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 6:57am<b>YBae</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:27pm<b>I_Like_Dogs</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:06am<b>imshadyxo</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:46am<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:38pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:32am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:05am

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern because it's an embarrassment to have someone who hasn't finished college working for him. This is the same boss who constantly brags about being a high school drop out. FML

by IkeTheIntern / 09/18/2015 at 4:02pm / Canada / Work

Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML

by Anownimous / 09/18/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (California) / Money

Today, I found out the real cause of what I assumed was a healthy increase in my teenage daughter's appetite lately. Some fine young gentlemen with a fat fetish convinced her start gaining weight so they could jack off to her. FML

by bluep313 / 09/18/2015 at 1:03pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML

by allergies / 09/18/2015 at 10:43am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic and trick me into missing my flight, so he could spend another day with me before I have to return to Asia for work. There is nothing romantic about spending 2 hours trying to sort out a new international itinerary with Delta's automated menus. FML

Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML

by wormsmeat / 09/17/2015 at 5:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML

by still broke and jobless / 09/17/2015 at 4:24pm / United States / Money

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

by Angus / 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm / France / Kids

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

by Anonymous / 09/17/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my dad's retirement. He is traditional Japanese, so I had custom-ordered a samurai sword from a traditional Japanese blacksmith with dad's name engraved on the blade in kanji script. He loved it, right up til my drunk cousin tried to use it to cut down a tree and snapped it in two. FML

by Ryoichi / 09/17/2015 at 7:13am / Germany / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML

by Unemployed / 09/17/2015 at 3:14am / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML

by lhazel / 09/16/2015 at 10:36pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

by Urinator / 09/16/2015 at 2:26pm / United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross) / Animals

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2015 at 7:25am / Germany (Hessen) / Love

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML