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Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
by anonymous / 09/08/2015 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by annonymous / 09/07/2015 at 4:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/07/2015 at 11:49am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/07/2015 at 10:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while working at a wedding reception, I caught a couple getting touchy in the back of the room, but I swept it under the rug. Apparently, they didn't like getting caught, and reported me to my boss, claiming sexual harassment. I now have to attend social sensitivity training once a week. FML
by teenagesyndrome / 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm / United States (California) / Work
by tessie94 / 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm / Austria (Wien) / Love
by Anon / 09/06/2015 at 8:50am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Love
Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML
by NotASportsGuy / 09/06/2015 at 8:46am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 2:59am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 1:38am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML
by ballthlete / 09/06/2015 at 12:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
by earlytermination / 09/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by _guy_j / 09/05/2015 at 11:11pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by ManderDander / 09/05/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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