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by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 3:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 2:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/28/2015 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML
by morethanablondemoment / 08/28/2015 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lefthandspanker / 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Love
by JDCH_99 / 08/27/2015 at 11:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/27/2015 at 8:43am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Kids
by jack / 08/27/2015 at 6:56am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML
by Afroman720 / 08/26/2015 at 12:14pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by Ananimus / 08/26/2015 at 8:31am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
by salope / 08/26/2015 at 4:33am / Work
Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 4:04am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 3:45am / India (West Bengal) / Love