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by Peter Steele love / 10/17/2015 at 8:49pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2015 at 9:17am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2015 at 8:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by BX / 10/17/2015 at 8:09am / Netherlands / Health
by screwyouchris / 10/16/2015 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove) / Love
Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML
by Namaslayed / 10/16/2015 at 2:04pm / India (Maharashtra) / Work
Today, four days after moving into my new house, I woke up to a guy yelling "Fuck you, Claire" followed by a brick smashing through my living room window. Now I know why Claire was so eager to finalize the sale. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 1:12pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 9:31am / United States / Work
Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 4:39am / Australia / Love
Today, I was working out in the gym when a fitness trainer came up to me and said it wasn't safe to be exercising while this far along in a pregnancy. I was too ashamed to tell them that I'm not pregnant, so I went along with it. Time to find a new gym. FML
by dramaqueen15 / 10/15/2015 at 10:38pm / Miscellaneous
by btoker / 10/15/2015 at 12:16pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
by cookie_lover_xx / 10/15/2015 at 2:24am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 10:29am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 9:45am / United States (Arizona) / Love