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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to celebrate our 4-year anniversary with a shadow box I had made for her of our memories over the years. I left her house single, with a small bag of "breakup candy." FML
by zeeman2015 / 10/27/2015 at 9:32am / United States (Texas) / Love
by CollegeKid / 10/27/2015 at 6:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML
by Leyla / 10/26/2015 at 9:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a crying little kid alone in a park. I walked around with him for a bit to try to find his parents. When I found his dad, all he did was take the kid and menacingly leer at me until I left. FML
by WordBea / 10/26/2015 at 7:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by iAlissa / 10/24/2015 at 2:12am / United States / Love
by WellGroomed / 10/22/2015 at 9:19pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous
by kaitiem224 / 10/21/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
by thanks sis / 10/21/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML
by wellshitthen / 10/21/2015 at 3:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 8:12am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Intimacy
Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:46am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by sniffmyzebra / 10/20/2015 at 3:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…