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by Oh Cock / 10/10/2015 at 11:15am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/10/2015 at 2:39am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
by iskalion / 10/10/2015 at 1:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Deweyboy / 10/10/2015 at 12:33am / United States / Intimacy
by biggs sprhro / 10/10/2015 at 12:25am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by isellorangez / 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by not impressed / 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 12:58pm / United States (Maine) / Work
Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 2:39am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2015 at 11:10am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
by Bad Mother / 10/08/2015 at 7:53am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Utah) / Health
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
by Utterly_Confused / 10/07/2015 at 6:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous