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Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML
by FMyJob / 11/06/2015 at 6:59pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 6:22pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Transportation
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 4:23pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 3:47pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML
by smoothies14 / 11/06/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
by badmom / 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
by crushedsoul / 11/05/2015 at 4:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML
by cutsiecurliee / 11/05/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
by Queerbait / 11/05/2015 at 1:52am / Australia / Love
by cassieleigh1 / 11/05/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a bad temper. He refused to believe me and decided that the best way to prove me wrong was to completely destroy my newly built house, inside and out, while I was at work. FML
by hi_im_ughlee / 11/04/2015 at 10:36pm / Love
by dBLIZZARD / 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Lori / 11/04/2015 at 1:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love