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by badmom / 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
by crushedsoul / 11/05/2015 at 4:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML
by cutsiecurliee / 11/05/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
by Queerbait / 11/05/2015 at 1:52am / Australia / Love
by cassieleigh1 / 11/05/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a bad temper. He refused to believe me and decided that the best way to prove me wrong was to completely destroy my newly built house, inside and out, while I was at work. FML
by hi_im_ughlee / 11/04/2015 at 10:36pm / Love
by dBLIZZARD / 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Lori / 11/04/2015 at 1:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by apaterra / 11/04/2015 at 12:30pm / United States / Work
Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML
by nocongratsneeded / 11/03/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by 123literateABC / 11/03/2015 at 10:10pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by smh / 11/03/2015 at 3:04pm / United States (North Dakota) / Love
Today, my boyfriend declared he doesn't feel ready to move in with me for at least "some more years". We have already been together for five years. When he bought an apartment one year ago, he kept it a secret for three months. Maybe I should learn to take a hint. Or several hints. FML
by Unwanted / 11/03/2015 at 2:10pm / Austria / Love
Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2015 at 12:54pm / United States / Work