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Ebola

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  • Number of visits : 33160
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

Ebola's page activity

Visits<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:12am<b>Munchieplig</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:12am<b>Suavesabs</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:21pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:10am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:12am<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:16pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:48am<b>1Personation</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:32am<b>spatula232</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:19am<b>cutycat136</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:40pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:43am<b>iAlissa</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 11:23pm<b>WeChaseClouds</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:11pm<b>brookenicolee29</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:07pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:17am<b>Purplesinger</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:36pm<b>herpderpcx</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:00pm<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:27pm

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

#21333944
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39980) - you deserved it (2464)

On 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm - love - by je suis christy - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, after paying a job coach a load of money for his services, pretty much the only advice he gave me was "Send out more résumés." FML

#21333885
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25467) - you deserved it (4597)

On 01/09/2015 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

#21333775
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29943) - you deserved it (6121)

On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

#21333219
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (4851)

On 01/08/2015 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

#21332979
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (2127)

On 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm - misc - by awkwardpineapples - United States (Michigan)

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

#21332664
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34440) - you deserved it (5143)

On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33836) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

#21332463
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33204) - you deserved it (2040)

On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

#21332358
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29392) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm - love - by LadyNexus (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML

#21332217
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30961) - you deserved it (7410)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

#21332211
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27266) - you deserved it (3662)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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