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by WellGroomed / 10/22/2015 at 9:19pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous
by kaitiem224 / 10/21/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
by thanks sis / 10/21/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML
by wellshitthen / 10/21/2015 at 3:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 8:12am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Intimacy
Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 7:40am / Love
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:46am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by sniffmyzebra / 10/20/2015 at 3:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by PoorGal / 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by RIPcareer / 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/18/2015 at 8:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Peter Steele love / 10/17/2015 at 8:49pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2015 at 9:17am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2015 at 8:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love