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by Anonymous / 01/15/2016 at 11:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML
by notmyfault / 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
by ringrash / 01/14/2016 at 1:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/13/2016 at 6:03pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by ShouldveStayedAVirgin / 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anon / 01/12/2016 at 9:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mellamononeyobiz / 01/12/2016 at 9:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by TabbyCat87 / 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 1:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by potatoking24 / 01/07/2016 at 10:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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