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Today, the man I have been in a long-distance relationship with for 2 years told me he has been cheating on me for 6 months, and that he's leaving me for her. I'm due to fly out to see him next week on a non-refundable ticket. He insists that, "we can still hang out, just not have sex". FML
by Sadginger / 12/21/2015 at 6:45pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/21/2015 at 4:45pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by BadLuck / 12/21/2015 at 6:45am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Kids
Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML
by forever damaged / 12/20/2015 at 11:24pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/20/2015 at 3:25am / Kids
by SexxiKitty / 12/19/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sharee / 12/19/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by aswamk / 12/19/2015 at 12:01am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health
by Tejanoswhy / 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
by tara / 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Miscellaneous
by brokebackanus / 12/18/2015 at 9:15am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 8:34am / Sri Lanka (Western) / Transportation
by Zyopy / 12/18/2015 at 3:33am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by HobblinGoblin / 12/18/2015 at 1:34am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/17/2015 at 10:25pm / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous