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Today, I found out that while on foreign exchange for over six months now, I have been pronouncing the word for "night" in German wrong. Apparently, this whole time, the way that I have been pronouncing it in German means "naked". This explains a lot. FML
by nullroute / 02/16/2016 at 6:34am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Miscellaneous
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Health
by peachykeen / 02/14/2016 at 8:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by BlueSuit / 02/14/2016 at 2:20pm / United States (New York) / Work
by FootInMyMouth / 02/13/2016 at 5:56pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 4:25am / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 2:45am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned to work after taking two days off to find I'd been fired. Why? For not being at work on those two days. Everything was agreed in writing, all trace of which has mysteriously vanished. I can't work until HR sorts it out, and nobody can tell me how long that'll take. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by madisonnnnnn / 02/12/2016 at 8:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 8:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 5:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
by aiw14 / 02/12/2016 at 1:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
by Rachel / 02/12/2016 at 1:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my bike brakes failed as I was going downhill. I ended up running a light and hit a car at… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her…